Just a quick story. That's all I got time for...

James and I were trading riddles with the kids while running errands. James ran in someplace. I was kind of done with coming up with clever puns for the kids to figure out. So this was my riddle.

me: OK, it's a hamster. It lives in a cage, runs on a wheel, and is little and fluffy. What is it?
Bud: A guinea pig?

And a good time was had by all.

So James gets back into the truck. We're still laughing. I repeat the riddle to him.

James: A guinea pig!


At least Bud comes by it honestly...