Breaking news!!!!!
The hamster (lowercase) has been found alive! At approximately 12PM CST, the whereabouts of the missing hamster were confirmed. No foul play was involved, although the po-po had a few leads on a suspect. He was still in his ball hidden behind some boxes. Because hamsters can't talk, we may never know the circumstances of this brave little guy's harrowing ordeal. He is now safely back in his cage, eating seeds and drinking some much deserved water. Thank you to all in the community who expressed concern during Sassafras's time of sadness. You can make donations, in Sassafras's name, directly to her mother, who will most defenitely put those donations to a good use.

So, anyone up for a pedicure?