convo on the ride home
me: Sassafras, one day you're going to be old.
Sassy: what?
Pickles: and then she'll like Pokemon?
me: yeah, all old guys like Pokemon
Sassy: I won't be a guy!
Pickles: I think you already have a mustache
Sassy: I don't have a mustache!
Pickles: There's a 5th grader at school who has a mustache, but everyone says it's chocolate milk
Bud: I have a mustache!