Shameless self promotion
I sell Mary Kay. I'm not a makeup hound. But I do like the products that I use. I sell it to make a (very) small amount of money, and so that I can get stuff at a discount. If you like Mary Kay products, would appreciate free shipping (to the cont. U.S.), and would also appreciate a discount on Mary Kay, give me a call/email/text/carrier pigeon, etc.

That being said,

I would like to recommend to the hot dog people that they promptly get schooled by the cake people. Duncan Hines could seriously teach Oscar Meyer a thing or two. There is always exactly enough icing for 24 cupcakes or a cake. The frosting people really know how to do it.