Shameless Sisterly Promotion

My sister is a massage therapist. She went to a real school. She is licensed. And she is awesome. So,

IF you are in the metro ATL area, and
IF you want an amazing massage, and
IF you don't want to pay through the nose (or any other part of your body), and
IF you would like to get in touch with her, go here and send her a message. She will get right back to you. Just mention that you saw this here to get a good deal on a really great massage.

IF you are some kind of (yucky) freak, go somewhere else. She doesn't do that kind of massage. If you're just a regular freak, that's OK.