More cool stuff

MORE because I had a very cool post with 3 other things that made my heart fill with blood and stupid blogspot deleted it. It can't possibly be my fault, so it had to be something else. If I get around to finding the links again, I promise I'll repost those awesome, awesome things.

Watch out for flying poop!
If you happen to be in the Tampa Bay Area, you need to watch out for a loose monkey who likes to throw poop. Be careful. I'm just sayin'.

PSA alert. Do NOT stick your tongue to a frozen pole. Or to a door handle (Mom). Didn't this kid learn anything from The Christmas Story? I MAKE my kids watch it for its educational value. It's got multi-culturalism (the dinner scene and Fra-gee-lay). It's got nature (the neighbor's dogs). AND it's got the triumph of good over evil (the Black Bart daydream). I mean, it's got it all!