When it's too cold to do anything else, my kids argue. I think it must be their favorite pasttime. After the Wii of course, but since they're restricted for the day (what was I thinking?), they're playing dress-up instead.

Bud: No, Hamster. You can't wear that ninja turtle costume.
Hamster: I' NOT Yous!
Bud: Yeah it is!
Me: No Bud, when you put it in the garbage and I fished it out and washed it, you gave up all rights to it.
Bud: I don't know what you just said but that costume is mine.
Me: No it's not.
Bud: Then I'm going to make a club and Hamster can't be in it.
Pickles: You can't have a club with just one person.
Me: Sure you can.
Bud: Hey Jake (friend)! Wanna be in my club? I have lots of food in my club!
Jake: yeah!
Bud: Ok, but we have to go find lots of food first.